Just yesterday I spent about 10 minutes trying to log into bebo, only to find I had type bebe.com instead of bebo.com! Twas amusing!
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Well all I mean by this is list funny stupid things you've done.
Just yesterday I spent about 10 minutes trying to log into bebo, only to find I had type bebe.com instead of bebo.com! Twas amusing!
Just yesterday I spent about 10 minutes trying to log into bebo, only to find I had type bebe.com instead of bebo.com! Twas amusing!
I was walking behind Mum, down a ramp at a train station, and I thought she was a cement wall or a pole, and I thought I was going to walk into it and hurt my head, so I tried to walk around her, but she kept walking.
I have put the wrong passwords into websites. And I tried to sign into Hotmail one day, and after I typed my password a few times, I realised I'd clicked my sister's email address instead of mine. (It is easy to do because we both have a '2' at the end).
I have put the wrong passwords into websites. And I tried to sign into Hotmail one day, and after I typed my password a few times, I realised I'd clicked my sister's email address instead of mine. (It is easy to do because we both have a '2' at the end).
wondering why I couldnt sign it, when it was on CAPSLOCK! 
where do I begin LOL
in law we were talking about workplace rights, and the teacher mentioned awards. and he asked if anyone knew what they were, I put my hand up, in full seriousness and said "Employee of the Month". After the laughing stopped I realised that they weren't talking about that sort of award. haha DIED of shame. haha
in law we were talking about workplace rights, and the teacher mentioned awards. and he asked if anyone knew what they were, I put my hand up, in full seriousness and said "Employee of the Month". After the laughing stopped I realised that they weren't talking about that sort of award. haha DIED of shame. haha
^ rofl
rofl! a while ago.. i sed to my friend 'ohh now i remember how i got that bruise, i was playing air hokey!' and she goes 'oh i remember2!' and i was like 'u wernt even there silly!' we were ROFL for like 5 mins!
QUOTE(d_e_l_t_a @ Oct 18 2008, 01:43 AM) 
where do I begin LOL
in law we were talking about workplace rights, and the teacher mentioned awards. and he asked if anyone knew what they were, I put my hand up, in full seriousness and said "Employee of the Month". After the laughing stopped I realised that they weren't talking about that sort of award. haha DIED of shame. haha
LMAO!!!!
Shot PB!!!
xxxx
too many to say 
Well the other day I jumped off a two storey roof at school and missed the trampoline.
And that night, I burnt my hand on baked beans.
I managed to do that.
And that night, I burnt my hand on baked beans.
I managed to do that.
I just got all upset because my speakers where broken hahaha!
Turns out I had accidentally unplugged them from my power! Hahahahahaha!
I'm so stupid!
Turns out I had accidentally unplugged them from my power! Hahahahahaha!
I'm so stupid!
QUOTE(carrot__girl @ Oct 18 2008, 09:46 AM)
LMAO!!!!
Shot PB!!!
xxxx
Shush you
Last night mum made me run into a shop and get her food, and the door was marked PULL and i was pushing it and I was like omg why won't it open! It says the shop is open! and then I saw the PULL. LMAO the shop ladies were laughing at me
haha SHAME
I did something like that at my sister's house. I kept pulling on the door, trying to get inside. I thought it was locked, so I stopped. About ten minutes later, I tried opening it again, the same way. I asked Dad how to open the door, but I don't think he heard. Then I pushed the door, and it worked!
yep done something the same.....tried to push the door for agesss then worked out it said pull
i summarise stuff i have already summarise
this one time in year 11 i screamed out to my friend that she was asian, never reaslising that she was.
this one time in year 11 i screamed out to my friend that she was asian, never reaslising that she was.
far tooo many to name
but mum the other day opened the car door, sat down and was waiting for the car to start
i was like mum, why are we just sitting here, and mum said, we are waiting for the car to start! and i said, you have gotta turn the keys!
mum was staring into space!
bahahaha...funny!
but mum the other day opened the car door, sat down and was waiting for the car to start
i was like mum, why are we just sitting here, and mum said, we are waiting for the car to start! and i said, you have gotta turn the keys!
mum was staring into space!
bahahaha...funny!
Dad has driven out of the McDonald's drive through a few times before taking the food, and one day, my sister went to KFC instead of Hungry Jacks. But she realised before she ordered anything.
LOL
I remember; when I was in primary school.. I wanted to show/tell my friend that I could eat rubbish and that I was magic. Yet she didn't believe me until I ate a bit of rubbish infront of her. I regret that now.. and if thats not stupid what is.
I regret that now.. and if thats not stupid what is.
Mum usually forgets which way the card goes in the ATM machine and I have to help her.
One day, I thought she was putting it in the wrong way. So I took it out and put it back in because I thought it was the right way. But it wasn't. It got stuck and we couldn't get it out. She pushed it in even more so no one who tried could get it out.
She called Westpac, and then Dad called them so they could cancel their account. I thought it might have landed on the floor of the fish and chip shop behind the ATM because Mum pushed the card in. But she said it wouldn't have.
We had to go to the bank three times to get a new card, un-cancel it and get telephone banking back because it went when they cancelled it.
Now I always look at the picture that says 'Insert this way'. (I think it is hard to read).
One day, I thought she was putting it in the wrong way. So I took it out and put it back in because I thought it was the right way. But it wasn't. It got stuck and we couldn't get it out. She pushed it in even more so no one who tried could get it out.
She called Westpac, and then Dad called them so they could cancel their account. I thought it might have landed on the floor of the fish and chip shop behind the ATM because Mum pushed the card in. But she said it wouldn't have.
We had to go to the bank three times to get a new card, un-cancel it and get telephone banking back because it went when they cancelled it.
Now I always look at the picture that says 'Insert this way'. (I think it is hard to read).
Bump this up
walked into a door that i thought was open but it wasnt
walked into a door that i thought was open but it wasnt
I seen people do that
i do one nearly everyday hmm today lets see tripped down the stairs in the cinema it's dark in there 
well i nearly had a heart attack when i was on my mattress on the floor against the door to stop my mum coming in then i looked into a mirror opasite me & saw this man on my window so i like screamed then looked at the window & realised it was a window cleaner & he was like weeing himself at me :/.
^ he was what?
window cleaner? :L do you not have them lmao..
no the part where you said weeing at me 
laughing..
oh! i suppose that would look very funny!
pushing a door that said pull and vise versa
^ at least you didn't try to close an automatic door
yer 
yesterday omg it was so funny my mum and my friends mum were trying to open those Christmas cracker things and when they pulled it the prize went flying and hit me on the head then...
mum: i lost
Lisa: i won
my friend keeta: and bj got the prize
then everyone laughed
mum: i lost
Lisa: i won
my friend keeta: and bj got the prize
then everyone laughed
Tried watching a dvd on my laptop a few days ago and couldn't figure out why there was no sound when my laptop was on full volume. Turns out I had my headphones plugged in :s
Also I frequently walk out my house and go to the shop in my slippers
Also I frequently walk out my house and go to the shop in my slippers
i do so many stupid things its ridiculous but here r my top 5
1. at a frendz house helpin wit dinna. was shakin up a container of sour cream and garlic. lid came off and it went EVERYWHERE. the walls, the ceiling me and the floor. they still cant get the smell out
2. playin bullrush/brandy. was running, ball caught my legs so i crashed onto floor. broke 3 ribs in front of about 60 ppl. now ppl still sing "i belive i can fly "when they walk past me".
3. put a steel pot in microwave, it made pretty sparks and then blew up.
4. on bus and pushed button at wrong stop. an old lady in a pink hat laughed at me.
5. ridin moterbike 2day, tried to go up jump 2 fast and went ova handlebars. smashed myself up.
1. at a frendz house helpin wit dinna. was shakin up a container of sour cream and garlic. lid came off and it went EVERYWHERE. the walls, the ceiling me and the floor. they still cant get the smell out
2. playin bullrush/brandy. was running, ball caught my legs so i crashed onto floor. broke 3 ribs in front of about 60 ppl. now ppl still sing "i belive i can fly "when they walk past me".
3. put a steel pot in microwave, it made pretty sparks and then blew up.
4. on bus and pushed button at wrong stop. an old lady in a pink hat laughed at me.
5. ridin moterbike 2day, tried to go up jump 2 fast and went ova handlebars. smashed myself up.
When asked to breathe deeply in i asked "what way is in?'', lol
I remembered some more things I've done.
1. When I was four years old, we went to Eurora. I don't know how, but I didn't see a very big statue, I walked straight into the left leg of it, and it hurt my head. Here is a photo of it:
2. I used to be scared of the noise paddlesteamers make when they let steam out of the thing on top of them.
When we were at Echuca when I was five, I was getting my photo taken with the Emmylou, and it let steam out at the same time Dad pressed the button on the camera.
I ran to our car, which we were standing in front of, and I tried to jump through the window because it was down a bit. I still have the photo. I thought it would have me running to the car, but it only looks normal. Here is a photo of the Emmylou:
3. Another time that we were at Echuca, when I was eight, I had bought some soap and was in the bathroom washing my hands with it, seeing how much lather I could get. It looked nice, so I went and showed Mum and Dad.
Mum asked me for an icecream, which I got for her, but because my hands were wet, the last three fingers of my right hand got stuck to the ice on the bottom of the freezer. It happened twice because it was like a magnet. The first time, I could pull my hand away. The second time, I couldn't. Even Mum had trouble.
Two of my fingers became frostbitten and I had to have then bandaged for about two weeks. It was annoying. I couldn't write, either.
4. Last year, the first time I went to Sydney, I couldn't eat all of my tea. I thought there would be a cupboard for a bin, kettle and ironing board, like in most motels. I went to the cupboard and opened the door, looking for a bin.
It wasn't a cupboard. What I had thought was a door was really a mirror, and I had pulled it off the wall. It fell on the floor and broke. We had to get a different room, but we didn't have to pay for the broken mirror. The bin I was looking for was in the bathroom.
5. This year, there were cups of jelly in our fridge. I wanted to see what would happen if I tipped one upside down. I thought the jelly wouldn't move, but it fell onto the floor.
6. When I was six, we went to Swansea in Tasmania. I walked down the stairs in my sleep and woke up in an armchair. I don't know how I did it, because the stairs were the kind that have a landing.
7. When I was ten, I heated a chocolate flavoured Sara Lee pudding in the microwave for two minutes. The microwave never worked again, the pudding was not edible, the plate it was on had to be thrown out and there was steam.
8. A few years ago, I was trying to read the label on a cup of Fantastic Chicken noodles to see where they were made. The cup slipped out of the label, and boiling water went on my hand and burnt it.
9. One day, we were on a bus, and Mum asked me if I could reach the button from where I was. I thought she meant I had to press it, so I did, because I forgot where we were and thought it was time to get off. It wasn't our stop. No one got on or off. I've lived here all my life, so I should have realised! (But it was a different route to what we usually go on).
2. I used to be scared of the noise paddlesteamers make when they let steam out of the thing on top of them.
When we were at Echuca when I was five, I was getting my photo taken with the Emmylou, and it let steam out at the same time Dad pressed the button on the camera.
I ran to our car, which we were standing in front of, and I tried to jump through the window because it was down a bit. I still have the photo. I thought it would have me running to the car, but it only looks normal. Here is a photo of the Emmylou:
3. Another time that we were at Echuca, when I was eight, I had bought some soap and was in the bathroom washing my hands with it, seeing how much lather I could get. It looked nice, so I went and showed Mum and Dad.
Mum asked me for an icecream, which I got for her, but because my hands were wet, the last three fingers of my right hand got stuck to the ice on the bottom of the freezer. It happened twice because it was like a magnet. The first time, I could pull my hand away. The second time, I couldn't. Even Mum had trouble.
Two of my fingers became frostbitten and I had to have then bandaged for about two weeks. It was annoying. I couldn't write, either.
4. Last year, the first time I went to Sydney, I couldn't eat all of my tea. I thought there would be a cupboard for a bin, kettle and ironing board, like in most motels. I went to the cupboard and opened the door, looking for a bin.
It wasn't a cupboard. What I had thought was a door was really a mirror, and I had pulled it off the wall. It fell on the floor and broke. We had to get a different room, but we didn't have to pay for the broken mirror. The bin I was looking for was in the bathroom.
5. This year, there were cups of jelly in our fridge. I wanted to see what would happen if I tipped one upside down. I thought the jelly wouldn't move, but it fell onto the floor.
6. When I was six, we went to Swansea in Tasmania. I walked down the stairs in my sleep and woke up in an armchair. I don't know how I did it, because the stairs were the kind that have a landing.
7. When I was ten, I heated a chocolate flavoured Sara Lee pudding in the microwave for two minutes. The microwave never worked again, the pudding was not edible, the plate it was on had to be thrown out and there was steam.
8. A few years ago, I was trying to read the label on a cup of Fantastic Chicken noodles to see where they were made. The cup slipped out of the label, and boiling water went on my hand and burnt it.
9. One day, we were on a bus, and Mum asked me if I could reach the button from where I was. I thought she meant I had to press it, so I did, because I forgot where we were and thought it was time to get off. It wasn't our stop. No one got on or off. I've lived here all my life, so I should have realised! (But it was a different route to what we usually go on).
I have some!
There is a travel agent (flight center) and they have a mannequin that holds Flight Center brochuers. Well I walked into it and it fell over. So I apologised to it and my brother was like why are you apologising to the statue?
Also in IMAX we were watching 'Safari 3D' and the lady was driving in the car, and it is meant to look like your seat is the back seats, and I had my legs up so they hit her in the head (in the movie) and I apologised, my sister was like Who are you talking to? and i was laughing so much
There is a travel agent (flight center) and they have a mannequin that holds Flight Center brochuers. Well I walked into it and it fell over. So I apologised to it
and my brother was like why are you apologising to the statue?Also in IMAX we were watching 'Safari 3D' and the lady was driving in the car, and it is meant to look like your seat is the back seats, and I had my legs up so they hit her in the head (in the movie) and I apologised, my sister was like Who are you talking to? and i was laughing so much
Tripped over
oh i bought a delta cd for a shop lol cos there music sucked n -ed me off
true story
true story
i'll state some of my mannequins dumb moments
1. shook a mennequins hand and its arm fell off i just put it down and backed away slowly
2. walked into a mannequin and said sorry... then realising it was a mannequin
3. stood in the glass window with all the mannequins in the shop window then i tripped and knocked the mannequins over ooopsies
1. shook a mennequins hand and its arm fell off
i just put it down and backed away slowly 2. walked into a mannequin and said sorry... then realising it was a mannequin
3. stood in the glass window with all the mannequins in the shop window then i tripped and knocked the mannequins over
ooopsies
Sometimes, when I see mannequins, I think they are real people. Then I wonder why they're so still.
^ lol i do that too
i remember i thought i saw a mannequin and i wanted the jacket she was wearing but couldn't find it anywhere so i went up to take it off her then i realised it was a real person!!!!
i remember i thought i saw a mannequin and i wanted the jacket she was wearing but couldn't find it anywhere so i went up to take it off her then i realised it was a real person!!!!
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