omg so I finally finished doing the quotes! haha from "The Wild Bruch" ep 2 one of THE BEST eps.
Theres one scene I did that I did the whole thing.. because otherwise the quotes seem random

so here they are
Dan: I think I have brain damage
Jenny: You know Dan, if you had brain damage you wouldn't know you had brain damage
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Blair: Well you would never do what Serena did
Kati: No Never
Isabelle: *eats something* Of course not
Katie: *shrugs shoulders* [
speaking of kati have you all heard the actress enrolled into Brown without telling people at the show
so shes not gonna be in the show anymore (for the rest of the season)]
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Chuck: Nathaniel keep it down some of us are trying to regain our strength
(continued on from the same scene)
Nate: That kid popped you pretty good huh?
Chuck: If I knew his name I would hunt him down and kill him
Nate: Why coz you kill people now? You strangle them with your scarf *throws scarf*
Chuck: Don't mock the scarf Nathaniel its my signiture
Nate: Just saying death by scarf, not that intimidating.
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Dan: I was in here yesterday with Serena
Dexter(the reception dude): How could I forget?
Dan: *laugh* ok well is she in?
Dexter: You just missed her actually you're welcome to wait
Dan: Ok, maybe I will.. she probably won't be long right?
Dexter: Once she went out and didn't come back for 6months but feel free to sit
Dan: *points*
Dexter: Over there
Dan: There is where i'll be
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Dan: So what do you need to talk to Serena about?
Nate: Oh just in the neighbourhood, you?
Dan: I... am nowhere near the neighbourhood but i'm working on a better excuse
(continued from the same scene)
Chuck: Nathaniel, there you are What are you doing?
Nate: Nothing just waiting for you
Chuck: *takes of sunnies* him? hey what are you doing here?
Nate: *holding back Chuck*
Dan: what is this your hotel?
Nate: actually it is
Dan: *looks at hotel like wtf*
Chuck: it is so unless you have a reason to be here i'll have to ask you to wait on the curb with the rest of the trash
Dan: Trash? man I live in Brooklyn alright not the ozarks... no offence to the ozarks.
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Chuck: This isn't over
Dan: anything man that one black eye looks a little lonely
omg I LOVE that scene! so much Nate/Chuck I LOVE the way Nate is holding back Chuck.. Chuck and Nate are just
I LOVE THEM OMG
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Jenny: wow these dolls are great!! oh my god you have cabbage patch. my brother used to have one his name was Cedric
Blair: Your brother's name is Cedric?
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Bart: Charles, *to woman* would you excuse me?
Woman: Sure
Chuck: father
Bart: the invitation said black tie not black eye. Are you ok? if you're in some sort of trouble
Chuck: *shakes head* only of my own making
Bart: *sigh* why do you think I do all this huh? this party is for you, you know so you can meet people you know becaome apart of something make some kind of change
Chuck: really? I thought it was another excuse for open bar and uh re-hiring of the nearly - statues
Bart: do me a favour would you, lose the scotch its barely noon
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Blair: I can't believe Serena actually came to this brunch I told her to stay away
Chuck: you worried about Nate? Just a shot in the dark.. I think you know what you need to do to get his attention *shows his key*
Blair: whats that?
Chuck: the key to my suite, Nate's heart and your future happiness
Blair: *takes key*
Chuck: i'm honoured to be playing a small role in your deflowering
Blair: you're disgusting
Chuck: yes I am, so why be shy? grab Nate and finish this. Report back with details
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(Ok this scene is looooooooooooong but omg I just found it so funny, theres also a part I didn;t add which is before Blair comes down and everyone is the circle about why Serena left..)
Blair: Dan, hi i'm Blair Waldorf, Serena's friend
Dan: oh ok, you happen to know where she is?
Blair: as a matter of fact I do
Serena: Blair
Dan: Serena there you are, where were you?
Blair: she was waiting in a hotel room for my boyfriend [
this is the part im talking about]
Serena: to talk
Nate: about why we weren't talking
Blair: that doesn't sound any smarter the second time
Dan: why weren't you talking? Does this have anything to do with why you were waiting for Serena this morning?
Blair: you were what?
Chuck: here I thought you were waiting for me
Dan: oh exactly what this situation needs. Chuck! Now what is going on?
Blair: we were just getting to that
Serena: Blair don't do this
Blair: do you want me to tell him?
Chuck: I'll tell him
Nate/Blair: you know?
Chuck: I know everything
Dan: yet apparently I know nothing
Serena: look Dan it was a long time ago and I regret it
Chuck: look Serena stop trying to pretend you're a good girl. So you slept with your bestfriend's boyfriend. I kind of admire you for it
Dan: is that true?
Blair: well she ran away asnd lied about it. I just thought you should know before you fall head over heels for your perfect girl and perfect world and get all left alone like your cabbage patch kid
Nate: cabbage patch?
Dan: you talked to my sister
Chuck: ah yes little Jenny I do believe her and I have some unfinished business
Dan: you stay away from her
Chuck: poor Daniel, so little time so many sl
uts to....
Dan: *pushes him* It's fine, it's fine everyone can stop looking. He's a jerk, but its my fault. I'm leaving
Serena: I'll go with you
Dan: actually i'd prefer it if you didn't
Nate: I hope you're happy *to Blair*
Blair: not even close
Chuck: looks like its just you and me *to Serena* apparently my rooms avaiable
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so yes they are the quotes

loooong as I said haha