My Gossip Girl review.. i'm going to do this for each ep
and cross post it to my LJ and other forums
SPOILERS, AND SPOILERS AND SPECULATION FOR FUTURE EPS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNEDcontains lots of quotes

I cbf white posting my review BUT THE SPOILERS AND SPECULATION WILL BE WHITE POSTED OK? AND ITS GOING TO BE LOOOONG
LOL Blair is so qt.
Blair: Not only are Cyrus' moving boxes everywhere, so are his annoying relatives
Serena: I didn't think he'd be that bad. Aaron always talks about his Nanna
Blair: Oh Sylvia, yeah she kissed me on the cheek she left a big orange lipstick mark. It looked like I had been spray tanned
Serena: *laughs*
Blair: and Cyrus' nephew, spent the morning talking to me about corn, grain of the future. And his sister asked me to go shopping with her
Serena: Oh well thats sweet
Blair: At Centrury 21!
Serena: Ugh, the horror
Blair: but, even though daddy isn't coming i'm determined to have the perfect thanksgiving I didn't get last year. You're still going to help me make his famous pie tomorrow
Serena: yeah but I can only stay for a couple of hours. Aaron is coming to meet my family before Thanksgiving dinner
Blair: and how do you plan to introduce him? Mom you DVR Big Love, this is Aaron and hes just like Bill Paxton only younger and with scruff.
Serena: blah blah talking about Aaron and how she likes him.. idgaf cant be -.ked typing it out
Blair: Theres so many things wrong with that sentenceSeriously, so much win for mentioning Big Love I love Big Love!! I about died when she did I was laughing so much.
Blair: Ugh here comes your ghost of boyfriend's past to haunt me
Serena: Please, try to be civil
Blair: Okay
Dan: Hey have either of you seen Jenny?
Blair: Well if shes hiding from you, she has better taste than I thought. I triedLOL

Serena's face and B's face as she walks off saying "I tried" so cute
- Nate bumping into Dan
Nate: Oh sorry
Dan: Not as sorry as I am
Chuck: Archibald, haven't seen you around here lately
Nate: Why do you care?
Chuck: I don't even though, you're not with the Humphrey's anymore things are looking up. Which is too bad I kind of liked watching you slum it. I thought it would teach you who your real friends were.
Nate: Well I guess it hasWTF NATE. CHUCK IS LIKE YOUR ONLY TRUE FRIEND. HES ALWAYS THERE HELPING YOU OUT. EFF YOU NATE. SRSLY EFF YOU. CHUCK DESERVES A BETTER FRIEND THAN YOU.
Ugh Jenny is a - wanting to be emanticipated however you spell that. Seriously ugh. But I love you Eric you are too qt

and ewww jenny's hair. thankgod no more racoon eyes... well not as bad anyway.
I don't care about Dan/Vanessa/Jenny ok.
wtf @ Nate's dad's pr0nstache
Blair: I'm so glad to have the house to myself. Cyrus took my mother to Jon George for dinner God knows why. Wheres Warren Jeffs?
Serena: yeah i don't care what Serena has to say therefore i'm not tying up what shes saying about Aaron because I DONT CARE.
Blair: A woman needs to be with a man, who thinks of only her. Anything else is a non starter. Tell him how you feel. Dorota, more flour
Serena: Are you baking already? I thought we were supposed to do that tomorrow
Blair: I need a little tradition of my own to keep my grounded. Turns out the Rose family has a resturaunt Thanksgiving
Serena: You know B the thing about traditions is you can make new ones. For all you know, you could like his family dinner more than your own. Oh thats my quue to go
Blair: Remember Serena doesn't share!!
Serena: Remember Blair should learn to.Ok wtf, Serena contradicting herself much? Did she not say in 102 that "well they aren't traditions if they are new" WTF. and WTF I HATE SERENA/AARON MEGA BORESVILLE I DO NOT CARE. SERENA DONT SLUM YOURSELF DOWN FOR A GUY. WHEN YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER FOR SOMEONE THAT WANTS ONLY YOU.
LOL omg Bart and Eric are cute as, I love them. I love how Bart outs Eric's boyfriend's cheating. I LOVE THE VAN DER BASS FAMILY
THE SHOW NEEDS MORE BART/ERIC
LMAO CHUCK HAVING HIS OWN PERSON BARBER FTW! AS IF I COULDN'T LOVE YOU EVEN MORE CHUCK. AND OMG CHUCK/ERIC ARE SO BFFS I LOVE IT. ERIC IS HIS PROTEGE
Eric: You're home!
Chuck: My plans for the evening got held up at customs.
Eric: Your dad just insinuated that Jonathon might be dating someone else. How and why would he know that?
Chuck: He has a PI on retainer, like I do.
Eric: I get that for business, but for family and friends of family. It's just creepy
Chuck: Not to worry. Bart's people are top notch and very discreet. (I can't catch what Chuck say's here).. he has files on everybody from staff to senators. When I was 13. I found the most amazing surveilance photos of Gina my hot italian Au Pair(idk). Those photos and Gina changed my life
Eric: But what if I don't want my life to change? What else does he know?
Chuck: How much do you want to find out?I love Chuck/Eric so much, seriously adorable together. The show needs more Eric/Chuck PLEASE. and OMG CHUCK WAS HOT IN THAT SCENE OMG. NEEDS ICONS NOW.
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT AARON/SERENA MOVE ON PLEASE. AND WTF SERENA LYING TO AARON ABOUT YOUR DRINKING? DID YOU NOT LEARN ANYTHING FROM WHEN GEORGINA WAS AROUND? SRSLY LYING DOESN'T WORK IN YOUR FAVOUR. SO DUMB SERENA. HOOK UP WITH NATE.. BE DUMB TOGETHER.
Bart: The kid's need to tell us things when they happen, not after they get caught. The only wat to protect them is to know what they are up to at all times. Don't you agree?
Lily: Yes, but in this case its complicated.
Bart: Well I certainally hope you grounded Eric
Lily: Well not yet, but.. where are you off to?
Eric: I just have to get to
Lily: Go find Jenny, and tell her that we know shes been staying here
Eric: WowLOL Eric's wow

and I love Bart wasn't the one that found out.. and its because of Rufus they did. Bart does not know EVERYTHING.. but he knows pretty much everything.
Cyrus: *eating B's pie* Blair this is delicous. I must get the recipe. But you know what the ratio of cinnamon to nutmeg, not enough *laughs*
Blair: Mother why are you letting Cyrus ruin everything. It's all about his family and his traditions and his notes on my pie
Eleanor: Oh hunny calm down, now you always think the worst of people. Cyrus made reservations for dinner at your favourite.. the something tavern, so he's having the chef make your favourite recipe's, oyster stuffing that you like
Blair: Oh
Eleanor: Hmmhmm
Blair: Thats not the point mother
Eleanor: The point is that Thanksgiving is a family holiday and this *points to Blair, herself and Cyrus* is our family now and you get with the program and fast.. I hope theres some of that pie left for me..gimme.
Blair: *makes a face and runs off*Ahh I love Eleanor/Blair. I love how Eleanor bumped her hip into Blair's so cute. and omg B is so adorable when she doesn't get it her way.
Blair: Dorota, everythings awful
Dorota: I know thing you're not supposed to know but I not supposed to tell
Blair: Who do you work for? Spill it
Dorota: Your mother make me keep this safe, until tomorrow.
Blair: Keep what safe? Oh
Dorota: Mr Rose, proposed this evening at dinner. They be telling everyone at Thanksgiving when whole family is therehaha Dorota

and Blair "who do you work for? spill it" haha so cute.
Ugh Jenny I do not care for.
LOL Dan just keeps talking and talking with Aaron, Dan please shut up. Good job on outing Serena though, serves her right for lying.
Blair: Mother is there anything you want to tell me?
Eleanor: Well yes actually there there is, and I will tell you tonight at the restuaraunt once everyone is assebled for dinner.
Blair: Of all the things you've done mother, this is one of the worst. I'm your daughter. Lumping me in with everyone else to hear the news
Eleanor: I don't know what news you are referring to Blair, now if you'll excuse me I have to go check on the reservations for dinner.
Blair: Dorota, get it together. We're leaving!! If i'm just like anyone else to her, doubt she'll notice i'm not at dinner
Dorota: But its your favourite holiday
Blair: Not anymoreLOL when she see's Dorota
Serena: My new boyfriend Aaron is on his way to meet everyone and I want your word on something
Chuck: If you're talking about the dress, I say higher
Serena: Chuck! I want your word, you will not mention anything about the girl I used to be. I just got Aaron all to myself and if the one thing I have to do to keep it that way is hide my recent history for a while, then thats what i'm going to do.
Chuck: I get it, you lied to him
Serena: No I didn't. I merely chose to tell him everything I ever did, and it will come out naturally. Over the course of the many coversations we're gonna have as we're dating exclusively
Chuck: You have my word. Whatever thats worth
Serena: Where are you going?
Chuck: Eric's waiting for me in my fathers study we're having a business meetingUgh Serena, STOP LYING TO AARON. and omg I HATE HER DRESS. SO EFFING HIGH. DNW. Shes ALWAYHS SHOWING HER BO.OBS AND/OR LEGS. DNW OK. and UNF Chuck. and omg so cute about Eric/Chuck.
LOL Vanessa is coming over.. call and cancel haha
Chuck: Are you going to open it?
Eric: I don't know
Chuck: I'll tell you the combination. 8 7 69 my moms birthday
Eric: It's like the end of every high school movie ever made. Are those gold bars? I never knew they actually made those.. is that a SAT phone?
Chuck: Encription, got in prototype. Put it back.. *phone rings* I knew you'd come back for more
Vanessa: You know how hard this call was for me to make
Chuck: I'm listening
Vanessa: The FBI just came to see me and Nate' in trouble
Chuck: Tell someone who cares
Vanessa: Chuck this is serious, he needs our help.
Chuck: Where are you?
Vanessa: The gallery
Chuck: Sorry kid, I have to do something, happy huntinghaha I love Eric in the background. and haha at his mom's birthyear OF COURSE its 69.. so appropriate

and can someone plz to be telling me what that phone is? and aww Chuck calling Eric kid. So cute. I love them.
OMFG EPIC WIN. DOROTA'S RINGTONE "I'M A SLAVE 4 U" HAHAHA DOROTA YOU ARE MADE OF EPIC WIN.
*Dorotas phone ringing*
Blair: Dont you dare answer that phone Dorota
Dorota: It's your mother and its Thanksgiving
Blair: And we have nothing to be thankful for, this is the worst Thanksgiving of all time and if we have to wonder the UES like outcasts in a Jane Austen novel so be it.
Dorota: Maybe we can go feed ducks at Ball(idk what she said) pond like when you were little
Blair: Fine, i'm not a monster. I won't deny the ducks their dinner, but if you look like you enjoy even one second of it, we're leaving. Hahaha I love Blair and Dorota just wondering the UES aimlessly and LMAO Dorota's ringtone is amazing. I LAUGHED SO HARD. and haha at her ordering Dorota not to enjoy herself LOL
and hahah @ Lily offering Serena a drink. THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR LYING
AGAIN DO NOT CARE ABOUT SERENA/AARON/JENNY. MOVING ON
Awww Nate crying, ngl I really liked that.. I liked Nate in the ep only when he was around Chuck LOL he made me cry

Lily shouldn't be so shocked about the files on her kids.. seriously HES BART BASS. HES UBER RICH. OF COURSE HES GOING TO HAVE FILES ON THEM. SRSLY ITS SO NOTHING WILL SHOCK HIM IF ANYTHING EVER CAME UP. Bart just goes about it in the wrong way.
Aww Nate crying, much better acting by Chace. and I just re-watched the earlier eps of s1 last night and omg his hair and he looks so much better.
Eric is so wise, seriously. He's so mature for his age. I love him and I decided to put my speculation at the end of my long ass review. AND Lily being in an istitution... I think I know what that is.. ill talk about it later.
*Jenny crying*
Blair: What are you doing?
Jenny: My dad and I got into a fight, I was crashing at Eric's and he finally chased me down
Blair: You're lucky, you have family that fights for you. Mine doesn't even care if i'm there
Jenny: Your mom loves you in her own way Blair
Blair: Not the way your father loves you. I've never had that. My own dad as sweet as he is, isn't here. Your father will go anywhere for you, anytime. I know because i've sometimes even made it happen. What? What is it my hair?
Jenny: No you're just wrong
*Eleanor comes out of the cab and over to the girls*
Eleanor: Jenny, you look cold here *wraps shall over Jenny*. Come on dear, you've made your point
Blair: I don't think I have
Eleanor: Well I think that you might feel differently, when you find out what I have been waiting to show you
Blair: I'll come
Eleanor: Yes
Blair: On one condition, Jenny has to go home too.
Eleanor: I think that's a terrific idea. Everybody should be where they belong on Thanksgiving with their familes . Oh come on, come on. Come, come, come. We'll drop youOMG I LOVED THAT SCENE, It was just amazing. Jenny/Blair aww. Blair was spot on Jenny doesn'teven know what she has, she is extremley lucky. I don't even think my parents would do that.. seriously. And omg Eleanor such a doll I LOVE HER. So sweet, giving Jenny her shall and then going up to her and omg I cried it was just so sweet. Eleanor just completley forgot about what Jenny did.. it may have been Thanksgiving but Eleanor was so OOC when Jenny worked for her.. so maybe she got over it and omg so cute. LOVE THAT SCENE.
Ugh @ Nate's mom, finally his dad is doing the right thing. thankgod..
LOL @ Chuck in the background of Vanessa/Nate haha such a lurker. ILU Chuck <333. But wtf Vanessa/Nate. PLEASE MAKE UP YOUR MIND NATE PLEASE.
Chuck: By the way i'm glad you stayed too
Nate: Thanks man
Chuck: Let's ah, lets get drunk instead
*both laugh*OMG ALL IS WELL IN THE WORLD NATE/CHUCK ARE BACK TO BEING BFFS. FINALLY. NATE YOU REALISED THAT CHUCK IS YOUR TRUE FRIEND. PLZ DONT BE RUINING IT.. I MISSED CHUCK/NATE SO BADLY AND OMG IM SO GLAD THEY ARE BACK AND LOL CHUCK "LETS GET DRUNK INSTEAD" HAHA NO HUGGING AWW YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO CHUCK.
Blair: Daddy!
Harold: Oh sweetheart, ooh hunny. I would have come sooner. It was a something strike
Blair: Wait this is a surprise, I thought you were getting engadged (ugh I can not longer spell people)
Eleanor: Well, we are. I wanted your father to meet Cyrus before we told everyone. If he didn't approve of the man who might become your step-father. I couldn't quite marry him could I?
Cyrus: Well now that the cats out of the bag, I think this calls for some celebration
Harold: Mmmhmm dessert first, I always say. Thankyou Dorota. Are you hungry?
Blair: I guess i'm ready for a new traditionAwww so cute, and omg so much love for Eleanor/Cyrus/Blair/Dorota/Harold I LOVE THEM ALL. Seriously SO MUCH WIN. SO CUTE. and I lvoed the way Harold said Dorota.
Aww even though I hate Jenny, I was happy she returned home. FINALLY.
wtf @ Lily calling Eric "E" . WTF.. and again not commenting on Aaron/Serena I DO NOT CARE. MOVING ON.
WTF VANESSA. YOU FAIL - READING JENNY'S MAIL AFTER YOU SAY YOU PUT FRIENDS BEFORE BOYS WTF. FAIL.
AWW CHUCK/NATE IN THE LIMO. THE WORLD IS BACK TO NORMAL

Ooo Bart looking into Lily more.. and I didn't realise he was outside of the Humphrey's.
OMG THAT TOOK HOURS. I HOPE YOU ALL APPRECIATE IT LOL
AND NOW ONTO MY SPECULATION - SPOILERS OK
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I think that instiution Lily was at.. was where she had a baby with Rufus.. which we'll find out in a few eps time. Who wants to bet i'm right? Because I think I totes am.
and omg i'm SICK OF THEM REDEEMING BART THEN PUTTING HIM DOWN WTF. BART IS A GOOD MAN. IDC WHAT YOU WRITERS DO. I LOVE BART AND I WILL MISS HIM. HES AWESOME.
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