Some quotes from this weeks ep
Blair: Who cares about plack(idk what the hell that word is) or pretencious(sp?) artists when your best friend is having a melt down. he's totally unsuitable..
Serena: Cyrus, he's 5 feet tall, he has a catch phrase and hes a hugger. I was expecting Cary Grant and I got Danny Devito
Blair: Serena a guy starts out in his blue period and everything is great, but its only a matter of time before he's all into cubism and its some other girls eye coming out of his forehead..
wait, what about the gnome I have to take him down! (omg her little foot stomp is so cute)
LOL @ THE VITAMIN WATER. OMG STOP WITH THE VITAMIN WATER WE GET IT. OK. IVE GOT ONE BECAUSE OF THE SHOW. WE. GET. IT
~I am Grace Kelly; Grace Kelly is me~
Dorota: you have glow Miss Eleanor like Chinese lantern
Blair: How can you possible love Cyrus, he does all the things you hate, he uses the wrong fork, he slurps his soup, he wears sport socks, hes short and pushy!
(re-watching it and omg I loooove Margraet Colin - who plays Eleanor, she and Leighton have such really good scenes. and I'm always thinking that they really do look like mother/daughter)
Blair: Screw Grace Kelly, I need to scheme
Dorota: Oh no
Blair: Hazel I can hear your desperation from the other room
LOL @ B pushing Iz out of the way to talk to S

and her look she gave at Nelly Yuki LMFAO

omg if you missed that you totes have to re-watch that part its so funny
Jenny: YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?
(Jenny you are slow, take the dresses and RUN my dear dont just stand there)
Awww Dorota and Cyndi Lauper
Blair: I wanted a Harry Winston choker for my birthday, instead I got a concence(sp?)
Awww chuck
Chuck: If you use this against my father, I will destroy you
Dan: Chuck what happened is bigger than you hating me or me trying to make it as a writer. I couldn't ignore this if I wanted it
Chuck: It will ruin our family, don't do it. Please
Blair: so you retreated with dignity?
Cyrus: who says I gave up?
Blair: oh my god, you out manouvered me. ohh you delibratley let me win counting on the fact that Cyndi Lauper would play on my emotions
Cyrus: i'm a lawyer I do think a few moves ahead. Some of us can't rely entirely on our looks you know
Blair: Well done
Cyrus: Not enough
Blair: fine! you're a genius
Blair: you're not what I had in mind
Cyrus: well you're not what I had in mind
omg i love Cyrus/Blair so cute. They can scheme together. <3333
awww Dan's story about Chuck

i paused to read it, I like it but LMFAO BARTS NAME IS BERNIE LMFAO

omg that amuses me to no end.

THANKYOU DAN

Bernie and Charlie omg WIN I love it
omg im gonna rename my LJ to that Bernietroutok created that account

ill delete bernietrout in a few weeks/months when my cc is paid off and then use a rename token and wallah

I shall be bernietrout. AWESOME