I HAVE A SRS BSNS QUESTION REGARDING TWILIGHT

IF JAMES IS A TRACKER - WHY THE FRAK DID BELLA GET OUT OF TOWN? IF JAMES ENJOYS A HUNT WTF WHY DID BELLA LEAVE TOWN? WOULDNT IT HAVE BEEN LESS FUN FOR HIM IF BELLA JUST STAYED IN TOWN AND THE CULLENS PROTECTED HER AND CHARLIE? INSTEAD OF HER RUNNING OFF? IDK.. SO THATS PROBABLY BEEN ASNWERED BUT REREADING TWILIGHT JUST BROUGHT THAT TO MY ATTENTION AND I WAS LIKE "WTF THIS IS CHAGRINNING MY DAZZLE"

EDIT OHOH U MEAN WHY DID THEY LEAVE FORKS AND STAY AT A MOTEL?
i think because her scent was all over town, they needed to get her out of there because of her scent was too easy to find

damnit i know too much about this sh.it
BTW MY NEW SHIP IS NESSI CULLEN/ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER

i'm up to chapter 9 almost!
...that jess girl annoys me for some reason

OH RIGHT, TY. BUT I STILL THINK THATS DUMB SINCE JAMES IS A GENIUS TRACKER, AND GETS A KICK OUT OF IT WHEN ITS A CHALLENGE.

LOL DW BB I WONT TELL ANYONE. I'M BCOMING ~SRS BSNS~ MORE AND MORE EVERYDAY ITS FREAKING ME OUT LOL.. YOU HELP ME STAY SANE AS DOES _TWATLIGHT

WHO IS ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER? I HAVENT READ HP SO PLZ HELP ME

Can't wait til Monday Tried ringing the bookstore today to pre-order BD but they didn't pick up So I'm popping in tomorrow

Ditto Bern, I'm not coming into this topic until I'm finished BD!

NO NO

tell me this is not true MUSE, DON'T LET YOURSELF SUCCUM TO THIS


ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER? HE BE HARRY POTTER & GINNY POTTERS BB. SORRY, THIS HAS BEEN OUT FOR OVER A YR SO NO WHITE TXT.

I just like that one song Only because I know it's going to be in the movie! DONT WORRY

wtf.. what type of music is Muse? i've never listened to them before are they good?

err she's already spoiled it for herself

OH RIGHT.. WTF WHERE DID THEY GET THE NAME FROM?

OMG GOOGLE IT.

Muse have been around for agesssssssssssssssssssssss Bern

I KNOW, RIGHT?

LOL I CANT TALK I ONLY GOT INTO THEM LIKE A FEW MONTHS AGO

I knew of them and had a few of there songs on my ipod from a friend who was OBSESSED with them. but never actually listened to them. then found out that one of their songs was going to be in twilight so naturally, i downloaded that one and started listening to them

ROFL IM SO BEHIND i've heard of Muse just never listened to them

AND I RLY NEED TO FOLLOW THE GOOGLE IT ADVICE *DOES THAT*

DOWNLOAD
TIME IS RUNNING OUT - MUSE

THATS GOING INTO THE MOVIEEE..

WOOOOWWWWW!

OMG U GUISE IM TALKIN TO THE REAL SMEYER RIGHT NAO
I THINK I NEED TO BOW DOWN AND PRAISE HER FOR THIS ~PERFECTION~ OF LITERATURE THAT IS TWILIGHT.
AND FOR THE LACK OF BELLA/EDWARD SECKS.
TY SMEYER FOR ALL THE CELIBACY YOU BRING

ITS ME.

Sarah says:
STEPHENIE MEYER

Sarah says:
IS IT REALLY YOU

steph. says:
IT IS

steph. says:
HOW DID YOU KNOW

Sarah says:
IM ALICE

Sarah says:
I HAVE PHYSIC POWERS

steph. says:
I WOULD KNOW, I WROTE YOU

Sarah says:
AND TY FOR THAT

Sarah says:
I GET TO BANG JASPER

steph. says:
HAHA

steph. says:
ITS TRUE.

steph. says:
I WROTE BELLA AND EDWARD S.EX SCENES REALLY STEAMY FOR YOU

Sarah says:
LOL

Sarah says:
LIER, SMEYER!

Sarah says:
YOU C-.OCKBLOCKED US ONCE AGAIN

steph. says:
OKAY I DID. IM SO SORRY. BUT ITS FOR THE GOOD OF THE EARTH, AS JACOB THREATENED ME WITH A GUN TOO SKIP IT

Sarah says:
OMG FAILCOB




Regards, Stephenie Meyer xx

OH STEPHENIE MEYER I WORSHIP THEE!

"GOOD."

LOLOL OIC WHUT U DID THERE.

CAN SOMEONE PLZ START A RPATTZ THREAD? I WANT ONE, NAO.

ROFL YES I SHALL

FOR BERNIE-STEPH DO NOT READ
OMG FAILCOB WHY DID YOU IMPRINT ON BELLA'S BB, NESSI?

BERN SHALL DO IT

TODAYS QOTD

Carlisle: “I’ve seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome.”

IF YOU'RE LIKE SARAH AND I AND READ THE SPOILERS YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS.. AND IDK IM SO GLAD THE SPOILERS ARE REAL LMAO I KIND OF WANTED THAT TO HAPPEN TBQH... HOW FAIL ME LMAO

Oh god. Bella gets changed doesn't she.

You must wait and find out...

LMFAO DON'T CLICK THIS UNLESS YOUVE READ THE SPOILERS IM SRSLY WANRNING YOU... http://i34.tinypic.com/96ar75.jpg LMFAO

haha im just like to my sister "the next time you go online I suggest you stay away from Twilight sites theres spoilers "

lmfao i saw that this morning... I LVOE WHOEVER MAKES THOSE COMICS

LOL ME TOO THEY ARE HILARIOUS, AND SUM UP THE BOOKS PERFECTLY LMFAO

You guys are so mean!

OH GOD, SO THE LEAK WE READ IS 100% TRUE LMFAO THIS JUST CONFIRMS IT.
so does the quote mean edward DOES have sperm? i mean he must have b/c how did this beautiful son of a b.itch nessi was created? lmfao whut happened to 'THE ONLY BODILY FUIDS VAMPIRE HAVE IS VENOM' I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. once again smeyer you fail.




AWWW WE'RE ONLY MEAN TO YOU, SMEYER

You guys are posting all these links etc and ITS TAKING ALL OF MY WILLPOWER TO NOT READ THEM. Even that white writing you just posted, it's soo hardddddddddddddd arghhhhh!!

LOL GOOD ON YOU FOR HAVING WILL POWER.. IDK I JUST COULDN'T DO IT!

YES IM ENCOURAGING EVERYONE I KNOW NOT TO READ THE SPOILERS COZ I WANNA SEE/HEAR/READ THEIR REACTIONS WHEN THEY DO FIND OUT COZ OMG = PRICELESS. YOU JUST CANT MAKE IT UP LOL

AND WE'RE NOT MEAN.. WE'RE JUST _TWATS

LMAO I KNOW THAT QUOTE SO DOES CONFIRM IT I LOLED WHEN I SAW IT LIKE "OMG ITS TRUEEEE" I WOULD BE SO DEVASTED IF ALL THE SPOILERS WERENT TRUE.

ROFL AT RENESMEE.. WTF SMEYER COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE ORIGINAL THAN THAT? PLZ..

i want to know what steph will think lol she'll like it hey? b/c its ~romantic~

IS THAT A SPOIL? IF SO LEMME KNOW QUICK SO ILL EDIT.

Idk it may be... ill just edit and put all that part in white


awww lil KStew


i'm expecting heaps of ~srs bsns~ fans to react like that.. and omg the laughs will be endless

is she really saying GTFO? i havn't seen panic room

bb kstew looks kinda awkward

yes she is really saying that.. ive seen panic room though years ago I want to see it again for KStew.

she does, I dont like her hair...

omg i just read the newest spoiler...

LOL WTF RENEESME? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'D RATHER NESSI THEN THAT SH,IT.

AW. Kristen looks so cute! I don't remember her being THAT young though.. Hm. Yeah Kristen swears her head off in Panic Room

STOP WITH THE SPOILERS I swear I'm going to read them soon...
Well when I'm done with the book, I'll hop on here and tell you guys my reaction!

LMFAO I AGREE RENESMEE SMEYER=FAIL

LOL I'm sorry bout the spoilers there just SKLFHSAJKLFHSKJFH HAVE TO POST ABOUT THEM

Can I take a wild guess at who Nessi is? And then you laugh at me.

sure guess away!!! I refuse to answer however.. im just going to say "wait till Monday"

yeah who is nessi

Oh crap. I'm so sorry! DONT READ HERE.

PS I love the quote in your signature Edward is so adorable.

NESSI IS EDWARDS SISTER OR EX GIRLFRIEND?

WAIT TILL MONDAY BB I'M NOT ANSWERING

AND YES I LOVE THAT QUOTE TOO IT MADE ME LAUGH

Damn, I was hoping you would give off like a 'Oh my god, errrr NO YOURE WRONG ' but you didn't

LOL if I say that just no no I refuse to give ANYTHING away... i'll just say I kind of thought what would happen does happen.. you dont know what that is however so I feel for your poor mind.

YOU WANTED HER TO BE CHANGED>>> I REMEMBER OMG OMG OMG OMG

LOL NO NO NO ITS NOT THAT!!! ITS SOMETHING WAY DIFFERENT. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS AS I HAVENT TOLD ANYONE ABOUT IT, ONLY I KNOW ABOUT IT. AND ITS NOT THAT.