slowely getting through eclispe! i seem to never have time!

LMFAO www.twilightlips.com omg

i've got 10 more chapters to go(:
its really intense , i love eclipse(:

i hated new moon , lol

OMG LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

LMAO



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lol at that lip butter. I have some victoria's secret mint lip gloss that make my lips all cold and tingley. it's Edward in a tube!!!

I was in Kroger's last night and they had New Moon and Eclipse in their mini book section. i tried to sneak them in under our cucumbers but my grams caught me and made me put them back everyone was looking at me like i was crazy.


Edit: look what i found

http://www.zazzle.com/save_a_volvo_ride_ed...038742138197497

LOL that is awesome
mini books? as in the books were tiny? aww you're not crazy!

no as in they hardly have any books so it's like a mini section of books.

http://www.zazzle.com/twerd_and_proud_of_i...673354439629831


hahaha i like twerd better than twilighter. it sounds way cooler and it's funny to say.

*i'm sitting here saying 'twerd' to my cat and she's looking at me like 'if i jump when you say twerd do i get tuna'

to wag1000: I have no idea when it'll realease in german :-( I think around 3 months later? .. circa maybe more..? really unfair xD

What are your favourite scenes of the three books?
I love the first book atm I read it the 5th time or so xDD but I didn't like the others so much cause Edward wasn't there and Jacob and Bella kissed xD that need not to happen xD

http://www.twilightlips.com/index_files/Page977.htm

wow. they have lotion too

Oooh ok

haha twerd hahaha sounds like turd

LOL your cat sounds like my cats.


Aww that sucks that is unfair I hope you can see it sooner somehow!

Umm my fave scene umm I don't know.

idk i HATED that about Jacob, so wrong of him to do that..




omg are you serious? wow lotion and lipbalms..

Todays quote of the day
"Edward: “Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”"

SARAH: I DIDN'T GET THE BACON did you get it? if so what time?

I GOT IT AT 1AM! LOL I HAD MY FONE ON LOUD TOO, I ACTUALLY DIDNT WAKE UP FOR ONCE. BB DO YOU WANT ME TO SET IT UP FOR YOU?
UGH I FEEL LIKE IVE MISSED OUT ALOT B/C I HAVNT BEEN ON _TWATLIGHT IN LIKE 2 DAYS LULZ. WITHDRAWAL SYMTOMS OCCURING.

AND OMG THE FANGIRL INSIDE OF ME IS SQUEEING AT THAT QUOTE LOL /SHAME.
BRB WATCHING TWI TUES.

UGH IDC ABOUT ROSALIE, SHES A STUCKUP BIATCH, RIGHT? UGH HDU BUFFERING

OMG YES PLEASE SET IT UP FOR ME! I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!

LOL AWW, I'M SURE YOULL CATCH UP IF NOT IT DOESNT MATTER

HAHA I DID THE SAME THE QUOTE IS SO SWEET, I WANT EDWARD TO SING TO ME.

LOL I THINK NIKKI LOOKED REALLY PRETTY IN THE INTERVIEW.. IDK

LMAO

50 ways to annoy Edward Cullen

1.Throw holy water on him.
Me: does this burn?
Edward: no....
me: *sprays again* how about now?
Edward: *sigh* no...
Me: *blink.....sprays again* how about now?

2. When its sunny outside throw glitter on everyone and when he’s all o.O say "see now you wont feel alone"

3. Dribble new tampons everywhere and comment on how those little pieces of cotton are getting two things Edward wants but can't have.

4. Have constant ridiculous daydreams about you and him (Jessica Stanley style) whenever you are near him

5. Whenever getting ready to eat food stalk it like a lion and jump on
the counter and growl... while looking at him and then say "Who Am I?"
Narrate yourself stalking the food and give him seductive glances, then ask him if he does that

6. Ask him if you can call him Ed or Eddie

7. Ask him what he wore during the 70's

8. Buy him a dog and name it Jacob

9. Have really really REALLY sick thoughts around him. Imaging having to listen to them. o_O

10. Dress up like a vampire for Halloween and tell him to go trick or treating with you

11. Call him gramps

12. If he says something irritating or whatnot, retort with "bite me"

13. Complain about all the blood when you get your period

14. Insist that he takes you out for dinner on a regular basis and then talk about how great the food is.

15. Dress like a cliché vampire with the lime green plastic teeth

16. Boil water and throw it on him, just to see if it turns to steam.

17. Ask him "Do you think I can give you head without getting a brain freeze?"

18. Every time you go to his house, start singing The Addam’s Family Theme Song, but replace Addam by Cullen.

"... The Cullen family! du du du du... DU DU!"

19. Tell him he looks like Cedric Diggery

20. Every time you're preparing yourself a snack, ask him if he wants anything.

21. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob

22. Picture yourself naked and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.

23. Tell him Bella is pregnant and eloping with Mike Newton.

24. Tell him that your pet bunny rabbit is missing, and then ask if he ate it.

25. Tell him that Shakespeare called and he wants his lines back.

26. Whenever he stares at you in public scream "HE'S INVADING MY MIND!!"
at the top of your lungs and fake a seizure.

27. Imagine a waterfall of blood

28. Sing these lyrics whenever you are near him:
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby

29. Prick your finger and lick the blood off seductively

30. Bring him to a movie and stay at the ticket counter, refusing to budge until he get's the senior citizen's discount.

31. Make him watch 40 year old virgin and say "hey even he got laid...sucked in you 108 year old virgin"

32. Ask him if he has buns of steel

33. When he plays his song on the piano and ask you what you thought of it, act deeply touched, place your palm on your chest and say,

"Edward... that is the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life."

34.When you eat in a restaurant, ask the waiter if they serve mountain lion by any chance coz you don't want your date to starve.

35. Tell him that he's adopted.

36. Wear a shirt that says "bite me" whenever your around him

37. Take him to get a spray tan

38. For his birthday tell him you want to take him out to dinner and take him to the zoo

39. Ask him who's older: him or Shakespeare

40. Every time he walks near you jump in front of the nearest car and scream "Save me Edward!"

41. Take his pulse and call 911 when you 'discover' he doesn't have any

42. Challenge him to a breath holding contest and accuse him of cheating.

43. Keep bugging him to tell you what Bella's thinking no matter how many times he insists that he can't read her mind.
Tell him that you do know what Bella is thinking and refuse to tell him what that is.
Every time you see Bella, look at her as if in deep concentration and from time to time look at Edward and go, "Oooh, Thats Juicy!"

44. Tell him he seems cold and ask if he would like a blanket

45. When he changes Bella that’s when you get a sign and put it on his door that says 'Become a vampire by Edward Cullen! Only fifty cents!"

46. Sit in his room and stare at him for hours. When he demands why you're staring at him tell him that you're not leaving until he falls asleep. When he tells you he can't sleep, threaten that Santa won't come if he stays awake.

47. Ask if you can chew on his arm.
When he says no, chew on his arm anyway.

48. Capture a live pigeon and put it in his pants. Say sorry for putting the live pigeon in his pants and then offer to get it out.

49. Whenever he gets mad at you for annoying him so much, turn to the nearest person and go, “Don’t worry, its just his time of the month."

50. Rent the 40 year old virgin and rewind it every time he gets mad

i loled.

#8 & 23 major lulz.

bernie ill do the twitter thing a bit later tonight kk? im kind of busy right now.
ugh i didnt even finnish watching the new twi tues vid b/c it keeps buffering and b/c i dont care whut rosalie says.

yeah thats fine! no rush whenever you're free to do - THANKYOU

Hahaha Those 50 times are hilarioussss!!!

k guise my twi merch officially started, b/c i BOUGHT TWILIGHT AND ECLIPSE & PUT BREAKING DAWN ON PRE-ORDER.

LOL GO SARAH!!

mines totes started.. I have Twi, New Moon (x2 one is for my sister but I bought both of them) and Eclipse, plus BD is on pre-order.. and ive got the poster coming in a couple of days does movies RPattz and Kstew in count? coz I got a couple of them LOL

AND I HAVE THE ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY MAG MY MUM GOT IN SYD YAY!!

GOOD WORK SARAH AND BERN!

ty!! I want zee poster nowwwww

I really need to pre-order BD soon! Just been so busy!

it comes out in like 10-11days you had better do it like within a couple of days..

Yeah, I really need too. What happens if I don't? Do you think it will be sold out?

ahh i got bacon twice today! so apparently the script has been posted

What's bacon?

UGH I WANT TO GET BACON!! what the script has been posted

Umm yeah they might run out.. id just pre-order it like tomorrow if you can just in case

when epic shizz happens on _twatlight they send out a txt via twitter

epic things like trailer being put up, each twi tues, etc.

Ohh okay. Jesus, I seem to be missing so much.

The cut out at comic-con

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i hate to admit it but ITS TOO EFFING CUTE!!

OHOH can i just say i did NOT picture bella wearing somthing like that, her top that is. and hey kstew do i spy a cameltoe?
and http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_twat...799.html#cutid1
LOL I GOT CARLISLE AS MY MONTH. DAMNIT NOVEMBER IS CUTE.

I don't picture Bella wearing something like that either..

LOL I have Edward + Bella going to the prom.. they look cute

Random question about Kstew: her mum is Aussie yes? if so does that mean that KStew has family here?

that ones cute too
lolol @ march, i totes have a ~beauty mark~ in the exact place as rosalie, DUZ DIS MEEN WEER TWINSIES?

august I SHIP BILLY/WHEELCHAIR

i guess? yeah i read that about her on wiki... when i first saw kstew i immedietly thought she looked "aussie" .. if one can look aussie.
do you totes agree?

Aww I like my month June , and Sept, Oct awww I love Nov!!!

idk I get what you mean I guess she does when you think about it.. I do agree.

shes much prettier when shes not being bella


have you been reading all the comic-con shizz??

NEW RPATTZ PIC
http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_twatlight/2964675.html
wont let me post the pic here

wait.. is kstew wearing the same braclet in the pic i posted and in the comic-con poster?
arn't rpattz and kstew getting paid enough to buy more clothes/stuff?

shes is really pretty when shes not being bella.

idk twimoms are CRAZY!!!

It's not showing up It won't let me access it.



OMG, is Kstew half aussie?



ARGHHHHHHHHH its not working! It won't let me see it!

you need to join!

I guess she is half Aussie I like that fact haha

yeah you need to join

I like how the movie is gonna end... I just finished reading the script. I am chagrined about some parts.. but I can't wait to see it. Eric is so dman funny

ZOMG. I had a random dream and Robert Pattinson was in it. lol.

And hmmm I still need to read this Twilight book, but, ugh. I'm so lazy!

LOL what happened in the dream?

When i first started reading Twilight RPattz and Kstew would be in it haha though they did nothing but either stand there or sit there.. but it was amusing they were in my dream

yes you need to read it!!

today's quote made me LOL.

i'm glad we had that look into Rosalie's past in Eclipse bc it explains alot. I like her now because I understand why she acts the way she does.

Ditto ^^ I always thought it was something like that though

I had joined they just hadn't accepted me yet, but it's all good cos they have now. THANK GOD. OH YEAH GO OCTOBER, clearly the best here!

Go KStew being half aussie I seriously never knew that.

What was today's quote? I'll go have a lookie.

i'm december. mines...interesting lol

Holy crap. So many twilighters screaming their fricken heads off at comic-con! WTFFFFFFFFF?

i just joined livejournal out of curiosity. is it as good as myspace?

It's really nothing like Myspace. But it is good!