I've never read it.
For serious.

good. don't, you'll lose alot of brain cells/want those hours back.

ROFL ILU acenyuipoXD you are seriously ROCK!! whats your name btw? call me Bernadette or bernie or bern

rofl no do start reading it - read it for the lulz but wait it sucks you in....

My Name's Alex :B
Or Alexandra.
But don't call me that.

I should start, but A) I never read book serieseseseseseseseses (well, except Harry Potter (Harry/Draco ftw) ) & i'm kinda already missing out on a social life.
So Iunno.

lmao bern i love how we're recruiting people who havn;t even read the book to hate it already

hp FTMFW. it pwns twilight, smeyer only wishes she was jk rowling.

Hi Alex

well we can always get you a pdf/html version or something of it and you can read it whenever you want

oh dw i dont rly have a social life but whatever.. im happy

lmao ditto just read it for the lulz and dont take it too srsly. = perfect twifan

YEAH!
I hate the movies, but.
DanRad annoys me.






I try, my dear, i try.
I go to school, so it's okay. I have an excuse not to have a social life.
I might get Mum to buy the first book tomorrow.
But i can hear her now "Oh noez Alex! you can't! you'll get obsessed with something else...It's the Christian fellow at the moment & now something new!!111"
Well, she doesn't talk like that.



But you get the picture.

I ONLY HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE ON WEEKENDS.

GURL ONCE YOU READ TWILIGHT WE'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO _TWATLIGHT IM SURE YOU'LL FIT IN JUST PERFECTLY

cbale is one hot dilf

I ONLY HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE ON WEEKENDS TOO.






Hellz fu(king yeah.

awww dw i get obsessed with things too all the time

and who cares if you

if you dont want to read it thats fine lol just see the movie when it comes out mmm RPattz

OMG YES _TWATLIGHT I LOVE TWATLIGHT.

CEDRIC WAS ONE HOT MOFO!
awww, someone can relate. It's really annoying. Because i get super obsessed, but then i'm not. & i miss it.
How lame.

AWW DEDRIC ILU TOO. TOO BAD YOU'RE DEAD.

lol Dedric.

ditto! thats how I am with obessions.. its like a rollercoaster i obsess one min then im not then i re-obsess again.. idk. its also EXPENSIVE. but oh well

whenever i hear the name cedric nao i always get http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=P2aRIbo1bac that song stuck in my head.

EVEN WHEN I WAS WATCHING GOSSIP GIRL, YOU KNOW HOW DAN HAS A CABBAGE PATCH KID CALLED CEDRIC? LOLOL SO RANDOM.

some more dedric for u



LMAO that song is lulzy

lolol danrad in that gif. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Zomg. I just started reading Twilight, finally. It took me long enough. I'm reading it while I wait for my lasagne to cook. so I wonder how far I will get.

hmmm maybe a couple of chapters?

I've only just stumbled across this thread lol...u guys rekon i should get into the series? sounds interesting.

haha as long as you dont get all serious about it yes and read it for the laughs yes.... they will be highly entertaining

^ lol so it's supposed to be a funny series? or..?

My lasagne is done! Yay. *eats*

I made it to chapter 2. lol.

liking it so far?

no its not supposed to be funny its a romance/sci-fi type novel its just funny the way its written etc.. once you start youll find out

omg just finished chapter 7!

im not happy the online sores i use dont have breaking dawn in and i pre- ordered and every other book sore i checked online was out. some1 hates me i sware.lol

im gonna phone round some book store in a bit. i want my book damn it.

sorry for the rant!

xoxo. Nicki

i think i'm the little black sheep in this thread. LOL i don't take the books seriously to the point of attacking anyone that downs it, but i do love the story and the way it's written.

I read up to chapter 25 in BD yesterday. So far there isn't a single thing I don't like. i got weird looks at some places when I would start laughing outloud. I love the jacob chapter titles.

Deathly Hallows disappointed me a little and I didn't feel the sense of...closure (i think that's the word i'm looking for)...with the end of the series like your supposed to. It felt like she left us hanging.

I haven't had that feeling with BD yet. so far Twilight trumps HP, IMO.


EDIT:: I just finished Breaking Dawn a few minutes ago. It is amazing. I'll post more about my take on it later after everyone here's had a chance to read it and it won't be so spoiler-y.

My brains on overdrive right now!! Does anyone else kind of analyze/disect a book after you've finished it? I do with almost every one I read.

EDIT #2::"You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend."
-Paul Sweeney

I love that quote! It describes exactly how I feel after I finish a good book. It's exactly how I feel now

I'm liking BD more and more as I read on.. but omg some parts I just crack up laughing
I love vamp Bella! I love how she got angry at Jacob for imprinting on Nessie, and then him nicknaming her that.. I felt sorry for her when everyone else had Nessie and she couldnt hold her or anything because they were scared she would do something to her.

i just bought breaking dawn today
have to finish reading eclipse first though..

oooh yay!!

where are you up to in eclipse?

heeeey guise how are we all today??

so i read twilight on the bus & i feel SO EFFING SELF-CONCIOUS.. like someones gonna come up to me and LOL in my face. or even worse, b/c there were a ton of school kids, turn to me and be all like ZOMG, twilight is *~awwwwwsome~* edward is sOOOoOOoO hotttt, im team ~edward~ blahblah

ohoh and dymocks shipped bd for me today, wtf why did they wait a whole day? not fussed though it'll probably get used as a door stopper/coaster.

Got up to Chapter 3 last night in BD! Still can't wait to read more tonightttt!

stephhhhh
what do you think sooo far?

LOVE?HATE?CHAGRINNED?

I actually wasn't too into it last night, I was planning to read more but put it down to sleep How bad is that. I'm thinking tonight maybe I'll be more into it. But yeah, nothing TOO exciting has happened yetttt!

lmao if they did come up to you what you say? "would you please gtfo away from me you are chagrinning my dazzle"

Lol kk, I think I'm going to pick a copy up tomorrow after uni

Also, I think I should formally introduce myself to those of you that don't know me ...my name's Dan. And you guys/this thread and the RPatts thread are very entertaining

lmao nah id say

AS IF YOU COULD OUT-READ ME. AS IF YOU COULD DAZZLE ME OFF.

WE ALL ARE THE MOST ENTERTAINING ON THIS DAMN FORUM.

NICE TO MEET YOU DAN, IM STEPH

LOL GLAD THAT WE ARE ENTERTAINING YOU DAN!! AND NICE TO MEET YOU IM BERNADETTE EVERYONE JUST CALLS ME B, BERN OR BERNIE OR WHATEVER REALLY

YEAH, WELCOME TO ~TEH DEN OF SIN~

LOL



I never understood what he wrote on that but now I do

you are welcome to rob's den of sin

OH OH PLZ LET ME JOIN & THROW AWAY THE KEY.

OOOH B4 YOU THROW IT AWAY, IM JOINING

HELP ME RHONDA, HELP HELP ME RHONDA.

GET HER OUTA MY LIFE.

*waves* hi steph!!


hehe, nice to officially meet u too B!!



mee tooooo!!

LOL Rob doesnt look too happy, but i LOVE his hair there!

AHHH THATS WHERE THAT PICTURE IS FROM. Damn them!

you too!!

lol we all can join before we throw away the key + add ed westick and jared and jensen and yes

"SPARKLE ME, SUN!"

"EDWARD YOUR NOT SPARKLING"

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XVbfiufHGsc